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Question by prince charming: lawyer jokes?
anyone got any good lawyer jokes heres a few for the list
1. what do you call a good lawyer…..one thats dumped in the river with cement shoes
2. how many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb…..21 one to hold it and 20 to figure out how to sue the one holding the light bulb.
3. what do you call a lawyer burried at sea…a good start
4. two lawyers see a blond walking down the street the 1st one says id like to screw that and the other said out of what
add yours..
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i don’t get the last one
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yes when i grow up i would like to be a lawyer but i still have my doubts because i hear you have no personal life that u will work like 70 hours a week. when i grow up i would like to work in the criminal justice area, and im going to list the skills i have. I love to argue all the time over anything, when i argue i always want to win and in order to win i will find out any thing from what the person said against them, and i dont want to stop arguing till i win. please help.
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Lucas – who acted as his own lawyer, cracked jokes and loudly interrupted Tallmer – blasted the case as "a bunch of lies." But the judge didn't buy his antics. "You are as despicable a human being as I have ever come across," she said sternly.
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Question by prince charming: lawyer jokes?
anyone got any good lawyer jokes heres a few for the list
1. what do you call a good lawyer…..one thats dumped in the river with cement shoes
2. how many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb…..21 one to hold it and 20 to figure out how to sue the one holding the light bulb.
3. what do you call a lawyer burried at sea…a good start
4. two lawyers see a blond walking down the street the 1st one says id like to screw that and the other said out of what
add yours..
Best answer:
Answer by Antoine J
i don’t get the last one
What do you think? Answer below!
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Lance Wallach speaks at an accountants’ meeting but not without starting with a funny joke about lawyers.
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