Lawyer Jokes

Posted by Dennis on May 19, 2012 in Lawyer Jokes
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Question by prince charming: lawyer jokes?
anyone got any good lawyer jokes heres a few for the list
1. what do you call a good lawyer…..one thats dumped in the river with cement shoes
2. how many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb…..21 one to hold it and 20 to figure out how to sue the one holding the light bulb.
3. what do you call a lawyer burried at sea…a good start
4. two lawyers see a blond walking down the street the 1st one says id like to screw that and the other said out of what
add yours..

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Answer by Antoine J
i don’t get the last one

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Posted by Dennis on May 18, 2012 in Lawyer Joke
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Lance Wallach speaks at an accountants’ meeting but not without starting with a funny joke about lawyers.
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Lawyer Jokes

Posted by Dennis on May 16, 2012 in Lawyer Jokes
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Question by prince charming: lawyer jokes?
anyone got any good lawyer jokes heres a few for the list
1. what do you call a good lawyer…..one thats dumped in the river with cement shoes
2. how many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb…..21 one to hold it and 20 to figure out how to sue the one holding the light bulb.
3. what do you call a lawyer burried at sea…a good start
4. two lawyers see a blond walking down the street the 1st one says id like to screw that and the other said out of what
add yours..

Best answer:

Answer by Antoine J
i don’t get the last one

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Nearly Lawyer Jokes In Minutes

Posted by Dennis on May 15, 2012 in Lawyer Joke
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Lance Wallach speaks at an accountants’ meeting but not without starting with a funny joke about lawyers.
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Lawyer Jokes

Posted by Dennis on May 14, 2012 in Lawyer Jokes
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Question by prince charming: lawyer jokes?
anyone got any good lawyer jokes heres a few for the list
1. what do you call a good lawyer…..one thats dumped in the river with cement shoes
2. how many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb…..21 one to hold it and 20 to figure out how to sue the one holding the light bulb.
3. what do you call a lawyer burried at sea…a good start
4. two lawyers see a blond walking down the street the 1st one says id like to screw that and the other said out of what
add yours..

Best answer:

Answer by Antoine J
i don’t get the last one

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Nearly Lawyer Jokes In Minutes

Posted by Dennis on May 11, 2012 in Lawyer Jokes
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I hate writing Descriptions, But it is required. So have a nice day! I’m Not Sorry!
Video Rating: 4 / 5

Lance Wallach speaks at an accountants’ meeting but not without starting with a funny joke about lawyers.

Nearly Lawyer Jokes In Minutes

Posted by Dennis on May 7, 2012 in Lawyer Jokes
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I hate writing Descriptions, But it is required. So have a nice day! I’m Not Sorry!
Video Rating: 4 / 5

Lance Wallach speaks at an accountants’ meeting but not without starting with a funny joke about lawyers.

Nearly Lawyer Jokes In Minutes

Posted by Dennis on May 6, 2012 in Lawyer Jokes
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I hate writing Descriptions, But it is required. So have a nice day! I’m Not Sorry!
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Nearly Lawyer Jokes In Minutes

Posted by Dennis on May 5, 2012 in Lawyer Joke
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Posted by Dennis on May 3, 2012 in Lawyer Jokes
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