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I Care Foundation Continues Recruitment

(PRWEB) February 08, 2012
The I CARE Foundation is urging lawyers interested in assisting the parents of children who have been internationally parentally abducted or who may be targets of international parental abduction to participate in the Department of State’s “Hague Convention Attorney Network”. The State Department’s attorney network offers lawyers interested in joining the network with significant personal and professional opportunities, including the opportunity to increase their own skill-set and professional practice by being mentored by some of the nation’s most experienced lawyers who practice international family law.
Joel S. Walter, an lawyer practicing in New York, a member of the I CARE Foundation, and a member of the Attorney Network said, “Having been involved in complex federal litigation cases for 40 years, I have to say that participating in the Department of State’s “Hague Convention Attorney Network” has been extremely rewarding on a personal level because I am able to assist children who really need help. But there is another side to this for attorneys who practice or are interested in family law, and that is that the knowledge and experience you may gain by participating in the Department of State’s attorney network is priceless. And for all lawyers, but particularly young lawyers starting out in their career, becoming an expert in an area is critical. As international abductions continue to rise to unthinkable numbers, there is a great need for skilled lawyers. How can an attorney gain this much needed experience? By participating in the “Hague Convention Attorney Network.”
Unquestionably, international family law and the need for skilled and educated attorneys familiar with this area is growing substantially. In fact, there are over 1,640 ‘reported’ cases of International Parental Child Abduction originating from the United States according to the last published report issued from the Department of State to Congress. This number has nearly tripled since 2006 according to a recent report issued by the Government Accountability Office’s (“GAO”) recommendation to create a airline screening list for American citizens considered by the courts to be high-risk child abductors. According to the recently published resource guide “The World Turned Upside Down” written by Peter Thomas Senese and Carolyn Vlk, the growth rate of international abduction is conservatively estimated to be at 20% per year. According to the publication, from 2009 to 2020, if growth rates continue there will be over 50,000 American children criminally abducted abroad. The same publication, as cited in the special report titled ‘Crisis In America’ cites that it is estimated that there could be between 50,000 and 75,000 unreported cased of international child abduction originating from the United States during the same period. Furthermore, the number of incoming cases originating from a foreign country to the United States has also increased at rates similar to outbound cases.
The anticipated case load does not include or forecast litigation involving international child abduction prevention litigation. I CARE Foundation director Peter Thomas Senese commented, “The number of international child abduction prevention cases that the foundation is involved with are significant and represent more cases than actual abduction cases – which on its own account are substantial and growing. Unquestionably, this is a growing field of law and there appears to be a shortage of qualified attorneys practicing in this arena I think primarily because society as a whole does not realize their is a severe epidemic before us.”
The Office of Children’s Issues in the U.S. Department of State serves as the U.S. Central Authority for the Hague Convention on the Civil Aspects of International Child Abduction (the “Convention”). The International Child Abduction Remedies Act (“ICARA”), establishes procedures for litigating Convention cases in the U.S. The U.S. Central Authority has numerous functions including facilitating the institution of judicial proceedings in the U.S. “with a view to obtaining the return of the child and, in a proper case, to make arrangements for organizing or securing the effective exercise of rights of access.” In April of 2008, the U.S.Central Authority assumed the responsibility for all incoming cases, and overseeing a network of volunteer attorneys.
The “Attorney Network” provides critical assistance. Lawyers that join the “Attorney Network” are asked to consider taking Hague Convention return and access cases on a pro bono or reduced fee basis. There is never an obligation to take a case, and legal fees and expenses may be recoverable under the Convention’s Article 26 and the implementing statute (42.U.S.C 11607), and under state law when state law remedies are pursued (e.g., UCCJEA). In addition, lawyers with and without Hague experience are welcome to join the Attorney Network, as the Attorney Network offers a host of information and mentor programs. In addition to incoming cases of abduction, attorneys can also represent parents in abduction prevention cases and outgoing abduction cases.
Patricia M. Lee, a Florida attorney practicing in the area of parental child abduction and a member of the I CARE Foundation states, ?I feel privileged to have been a referral attorney for the implementing agency for many years of my private practice. The trauma experienced by victimized children and parents when faced with a child abduction, especially in the international arena, is overwhelming, primarily due to the lack of experienced attorneys, but also, due to the great financial burden, and cultural and language barriers. When they have nowhere else to turn and are so desperate, being able to help these people has been a rewarding experience personally, as well as professionally. It is worth every hour I have spent climbing the learning curve in this little known area of the law. OCI has always been responsive and helpful in the practicalities of dealing with clients living abroad, and the network of mentor attorneys available across the U.S., nothing short of a wealth of information and assistance. My experience in taking these cases has been humbling, to say the least, as I have seen the very best of my profession, which is too often the object of jokes and derision. I would encourage any attorney to join the Attorney Network.?
If you are a lawyer interested in finding out more about the Hague Convention Attorney Network, visit http://www.travel.state.gov/childabduction and click ?For Attorneys & Judges,? or write to HagueConventionAttorneyNetwork(at)state(dot)gov. To learn more about international parental child abduction please visit http://www.travel.state.gov/abduction. To receive an application to join the Attorney Network, please visit http://travel.state.gov/pdf/AttorneyNetworkFlyer.pdf.
Media Contact:
I CARE Foundation
Maria Gina
mediarelations(at)stopchildabduction(dot)org
917.200.6217
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ALAWDDIN – The Tale of 1,001 All-Nighters
Event on 2012-03-02 19:00:00
The Theatre of the Relatively Talentless (TORT) started in 2002 with the modest goal of providing law students and faculty with a desperately needed creative outlet. Since the first showing of The Wizard of Fritz in the Book Loft Theatre, the Law School Musicals have been hits among students, faculty, and pretty much everyone else who has seen them. Though the show has relocated to the beautiful Pantages Theatre in downtown Minneapolis, the TORT is still providing that creative outlet, which serving up the best, and most musical, two-hour long lawyer joke you've ever heard.
TORT's 10th Anniversary Show follows the adventure of Alawddin, a server at a local bar who discovers a genie in a fishbowl and wishes to become a law student. Will he be able to win the heart of the Dean's daughter, or will an evil 3L spoil all his plans?
Groups 10+, a ticket. All groups will be sold through the U of M Law School only. Groups can contact Bradley Hammer by calling 651-230-5469 or email tort@umn.edu.
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710 Hennepin Avenue
Minneapolis, United States
PAUL MECURIO
Event on 2012-12-05 20:00:00
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A native of Providence, Rhode Island, Paul Mecurio graduated with high honors from Georgetown Law School and began his career on Wall Street as a mergers and acquisitions lawyer at the law firm of Willkie, Farr and Gallagher and later as an investment banker at CS First Boston. All the while, Paul was honing a secret, second career writing and performing comedy in New York City. After several years on Wall Street, Paul moved center stage, leaving Wall Street and starting his career as a stand-up comedian.
In 1996, Paul was invited to be on the original writing and performing team for a new Comedy Central show called "The Daily Show." In 2001, as a writer for "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," Paul won the Emmy Award for Outstanding Individual Achievement In Writing In A Variety, Music or Comedy Program. For his work on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Indecision 2000," Paul was honored with a Peabody Award for Excellence in Broadcasting (think The Pulitzer Prize for Broadcasting). In 2002, Paul received his second Emmy nomination for his work on "The Daily Show." Paul has also been featured as a field correspondent on "The Daily Show" and in "The Daily Show" segment, "Second Opinion," in which he skewered the medical profession playing an HMO representative with a less than sympathetic mindset.
Paul recently shot the television pilot "Sports Central," in which he starred, co-created and executive produced. Using a news format, "Sports Central" is a funny, smart look at the controversial off-the-field issues and player behavior plaguing sports.
A national headliner in clubs and theaters across North America and in Europe, Paul has performed at the prestigious Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal and has made numerous TV appearances including "Comedy Central Presents," "The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn," "Late Night w/Conan O’Brien," Comedy Central’s "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn," Comedy Central’s "Dr. Katz" NBC’s "Late Friday," and numerous appearances on VH1’s popular clip shows. Paul has been a guest on Fox News Channel and makes regular appearances on CNN, CNNfn and MSNBC as a political satirist.
On May 21, 2004, Paul premiered his own "Comedy Central Presents" half-hour special. Paul was featured as a political satirist in the 2004 Presidential Election coverage by The Daily News, CNN, MSNBC, CNNfn, and ESPN2.
Paul was seen in a guest-starring role opposite John Cleese in the ABC sitcom "Wednesday at 9:30" and shot, "The Joke Show," a television pilot set in New York City for famed producer/directors Barry Levinson and Tom Fontana. He can also be seen in the upcoming film drama, "High Art, Low Life," written and directed by Peter Nourjian and recently shot the lead role in the independent film "Faux Pix."
Paul has written, produced and directed five short films, the latest of which, "Gloves," an off-center dark comedy has been screened at several prestigious film festivals including "The US Comedy Arts Festival" in Aspen, "The Toronto Film Festival." "The Los Angeles Independent Film Festival" and "The San Sebastian Film Festival" in Spain. Paul also worked on the film "American Buffalo," starring Dustin Hoffman and Dennis Franz based on the award winning David Mamet play of the same name.
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Sometimes he couldn't even understand his friends' jokes. And then there was his career. Fagerberg says Thomas, one of his eight siblings, called him last spring after the accident to ask why Patrick had not dealt with a routine matter in a case they …
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Funny in Rochester
I thought I was funny when I was a lawyer. But mostly my clients weren't happy to hear from me because I was a litigator, focusing on securities fraud and employment law. When I came into the picture, they were either under investigation and scared, …
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Doug Moe: Did you hear the one about the lawyer?
One little-noticed bit of fallout from the ongoing financial crisis is the decline of lawyer jokes. "I don't think people are as worried about lawyers as they are bankers and financial people," Marc Galanter was saying this week.
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Lawyer Jokes
Question by prince charming: lawyer jokes?
anyone got any good lawyer jokes heres a few for the list
1. what do you call a good lawyer…..one thats dumped in the river with cement shoes
2. how many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb…..21 one to hold it and 20 to figure out how to sue the one holding the light bulb.
3. what do you call a lawyer burried at sea…a good start
4. two lawyers see a blond walking down the street the 1st one says id like to screw that and the other said out of what
add yours..
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Answer by Antoine J
i don’t get the last one
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