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Bradford Publishing Co Announces The
Denver, CO (PRWEB) January 26, 2012
The new 2012 ?Legal Guide for Practicing Psychotherapy in Colorado? provides a comprehensive description of the Colorado statutes that pertain to mental health professionals in the areas of malpractice and professional liability, recordkeeping requirements, licensing considerations, business concerns, and important ethical issues.
This book gives psychotherapists specific examples of how Colorado laws affect their practice, with advice on how to stay in compliance with legal and ethical mandates. In addition to citing state and federal court cases relating to mental health professionals, the book tracks the latest statutory developments in Colorado to keep readers up-to-date on the law and legal terms used in this area. The author gives practical tips about maintaining and releasing client information, standards for clinical supervision, and selecting a business entity that minimizes personal liability.
The author of ?The Legal Guide to Practicing Psychotherapy in Colorado, Denis K. Lane, M.A., J.D., updates the publication annually. Some new things to look for in the 2012 edition are: Revised Standards for Child and Family Investigator?s(CFI?s) and revisions to Chief Justice Directive, CJD 04-08, effective 11/30/11; New Client Disclosure Statement form, which complies with legislative changes made in 2011 regarding mandatory disclosures to clients; information regarding compliance with the legislative changes in 2011 to the Prohibited Activities Statute; information concerning best practices for billing; information concerning Continuing Education Units (CEUs) and required professional development activities for 2012; recordkeeping requirements and practices compliant with HIPAA standards; and best practices for risk prevention and compliance with ethical standards.
About Bradford Publishing Co.
Founded in 1881, Bradford Publishing Company is Colorado’s oldest and most trusted publisher of legal information, including legal forms, electronic legal forms, law books, and Colorado statutes. With a retail store and offices in Denver?s historic LoDo district, Bradford Publishing provides legal forms and reference materials on a variety of legal topics for attorneys, other professionals, and consumers.
Their commitment to quality is the cornerstone of Bradford?s business philosophy and they regularly update the content of their books and other publications, so consumers can rely on the most accurate and current information available.
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The World’s Funniest Lawyer Jokes
The World’s Funniest Lawyer Jokes
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The Greatest Lawyer Jokes of All Time
The Greatest Lawyer Jokes Of All Time: A Collection of Humor about Attorneys and the Legal Profession by William L. Pfeifer, Jr. If you love to laugh at lawyers, or you are a lawyer who can laugh at your own profession, this is a book you must own. Written by a lawyer, The Greatest Lawyer Jokes of All Time primarily targets attorneys, but also mocks judges, police officers, criminal defendants, clients, doctors, and other people who have to deal with lawyers in their lives. The jokes in this book are not for children, but if you like to make fun of lawyers then this is the book for you.
Executive And Management Structured Networking
Executive and Management Structured Networking Feb. 13, 2012, 5:30 – 9 PM
Event on 2012-02-13 17:30:00
Please watch the video and/or read the below to decide if this event is right for you!
What is HDG Structured Networking?
Everyone meets everyone at this event. Utilizing similar tactics to "speed dating," the executives & management-only structured networking event assures that all present have an opportunity to meet and exchange information with the whole group present.
We cannot give you more specific information on exactly who or what kind of people will be at this event, as the attendees vary greatly from time to time. But our attendees are Management Level, Director Level, VP Level and CXO Level Executives and the occasional headhunter. We do not have employers at this event.
This event is to get to know people with whom you can exchange job leads. This is a proven effective way to obtain job leads and has been proven much more effective than talking to employers, whose openings might only fit one or two people present. We often see several people obtaining viable job leads as a result of attending this event.
We'll assure you meet people who have job leads Our structured networking event is designed to assure that you get to meet only those who can help you, and not spend your valuable time fending off salespeople looking for leads, etc.
The individuals in the photos have given their specific permission to be represented in this photo. We take our executives' privacy seriously!
This is a small, exclusive event!The event is strictly limited to 30 participants due to the nature of the event.
Absolutely NOTHING is sold at this event, including our services.This is for job search networking, not selling you something. We give you our word.
If you would like to meet with John Heckers prior to the event to see if our extensive network of executives and companies can be of use to you, please call Nicole at 303-480-5484 and set up an appointment. Make sure she knows what level you are.
For more information, please call Mr. Heckers at 720-581-4301. If the event fills, a waiting list will be available. John may be reached by email at jheckers@heckersdevgroup.com.
The event is sponsored by Denver Executives in Transition on LinkedIn and Heckers Development Group, LTD of Cherry Creek, an exclusive executive consulting firm. John Heckers, MA, CPC, BCPC has over 30 years of experience in consulting to executives. Nicole Heckers, MA, BCPC, has over 10 years of experience.
Please bring food for the Food Bank of the Rockies!
Many people are in dire straits in America. The food bank shelves are empty. To help out, we ask that you bring two cans of entree type food such as chili, spaghetti, beef stew, chicken dishes, etc. to help out the Food Bank. Thank you.
What other people say:
Great place to make high level connections across a wide range of industries. Heckers is doing a great offering for those who are looking for their next opportunity and beyond. J.B. – CIO (2010)
I fully enjoyed [Structured Networking] and found it to be a perfect environment to network with peers. Great event that was well planned and executed. T.T. – Director level Executive (2011)
I have found this group to be a great portal for opening my network of fellow professionals. I recommend anyone that is looking to open doors, move their career forward, and grow their network to consider joining this group. P.M. – CTO (2011)
Hosted by John and Nicole Heckers, Heckers Development Group and Denver Executives in Transition.
Read our small print:
- Note: If you are registering at the last minute: We accept registrations right up until 5:30 PM on the date of the event. But you MUST be at the Denver Athletic Club NO LATER than 5:45 PM. No latecomers can be admitted due to the nature of the event. If this is still up — there are still some spaces.
- This event is strictly limited to executives & management candidates in job search mode at the Director, VP, or "C" Levels AND Manager level. These titles, or the equivalents, MUST be in your LinkedIn Profile and/or on your résumé. If there is any question in your mind, please email us at jheckers@heckersdev.com.
- Due to the number of requests we receive, we only can allow a limited number of people who are not our clients to attend more than once. If you are a second-time attendee, you MUST select the "Second Time Attendee" ticket type. You may only attend a maximum of TWICE, once at the regular price, and once as a second time attendee at the second time attendee price.
- Absolutely NO: Vendors; Service People; Human Resources (employed or unemployed, regardless of level); career, business, transition or other coaches (except sports coaches); or Lawyers (employed or unemployed, regardless of level) or those prospecting for new clients. You should be seeking full-time regular employment, not just a temporary consulting gig. If you sneak in, we will escort you off premises. This assures the people who should be there that they will not be solicited for business and that the contacts will be valuable to them.
- Absolutely NO Multi-Level Marketing!
- Due to the event's "structured" nature, you must be able to attend for the entire duration. No exceptions!
- Parking: There are several reasonably price parking lots very close to the DAC. The most reasonable is about and is write across Glenarm from the DAC next to the Denver Press Club. Please do not park at metered parking. You may park at the DAC itself, but that can get to be pricey.
- We apologize for any disappointment due to the above rules; however, we must exercise discretion to protect the privacy of our attendees, and to protect the integrity of this event and the integrity of our network.
Privacy policy: We do not share your information with anyone for any reason whatsoever. If you wish to continue to receive information from us after the e-mails related to this event and its follow-up, you must "opt-in" to our mailing list at http://heckersdev.com. By registering, you are agreeing to receive emails and other possible contact regarding this event from Heckers Development Group, LTD and Denver Executives in Transition ONLY. We value your privacy and will not share your information with any other person or organization!
Disclaimer: We cannot and do not guarantee that you will find employment through this event, or receive a certain number of job leads through this event. This is strictly a networking event and no representations as to the quality or number of attendees is guaranteed.
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U.S. Presidents: Before and after leaving White House
President is regarded to be the most powerful man in a country. However, it is not easy to take the charge of a president, especially the role of U.S. Presidents. They are in charge of leading the executive branch of the federal government and work as the commander-in-chief of the United States armed forces. Maybe busy work and huge pressure have a great influence on the progress of their aging. Actually, leading a country of 50 states makes U.S. presidents look older in appearance. A series of photo called ?How presidents age in office? will be obvious evidence. Let?s have a thorough look at the images below and see how U.S. Presidents is like before and after leaving White House.
Gerald Ford (1974 ? 1977)
Gerald Ford was the 38th President of the United States serving from 1974 to 1977. Following his years as president, Ford remained active in the Republican Party. After experiencing health problems, he died on December 26th, 2006. He was reported to live longer than any other U.S. president, dying at the age of 93 years.
Two and a half years in White House added some wrinkles to former U.S. President Ford
Jimmy Carter (1977 ? 1981)
Jimmy Carter served as the 39th President of the United States between 1977 and 1981. Throughout his career, Carter strongly emphasized human rights. On January 20, 1981, Carter’s term in office ended. He has traveled extensively to conduct peace negotiations, observe elections and advance disease prevention and eradication in developing countries.
Nonprofit Organizations Or Foundations In
Denver, Colorado (PRWEB) January 25, 2012
In 2011, the IRS revoked 275,000 Tax-Exempt Status’ from Non-Profit Organizations and Foundations. A New System, Turbo 1023 has just been completed and can help organizations reestablish its Tax Exempt Status with the IRS. After they failed to file their 990 tax return or 990-N postcard, 270,000 501(c)3 Non Profit Organizations lost their tax exempt status. And if those organizations do not correctly file a new Form 1023 Application for Tax-Exempt Status soon, according to the IRS, they will permanently lose it. For help, visit http://GetNonProfitstatus.com/reinstate-tax-exempt-status for more info. ?These organization can get it back fast with a new easy to understand online web application, that is part of the Turbo 1023 system?, says Christian LeFer, a non-profit expert at GetNonProfitStatus.com. LeFer states, “Our mission is to help nonprofit organizations get past the paperwork and get on to their world-changing missions.”
LeFer explains, ?the Turbo1023 and Non-Profit Launch Kit is a system where once you purchase it you can log in and I will personally walk you through every step of the way via video. I take you through obtaining your IRS tax-exempt status, then at the end of the process I, or one of my certified 501c3 experts, will give you coaching to edit and perfect your application and help you with any other aspect of your non-profit that you may have questions about.?
The primary question repeatedly asked by LeFer’s research is, “how much does this service cost?” LeFer says, “my firm’s services are a fraction compared to the $ 2500-$ 5000 that lawyers typically charge.” LeFer also guarantees faster approval than with any other method.
GetNonProfitStatus.com is gladly helping people like Tom Newman who lives in Las Vegas, Nevada, and has a nonprofit called Life Without Limits, which helps people overcome life-changing setbacks such as sickness and grief.
?I was really compelled by his story because Tom was a pastor for years,? says LeFer, ?but when his wife, Sharon, developed a terrible brain tumor that turned their lives upside down, the Newmans had to just drop everything and focus on surviving.?
It was during this time that Tom and Sharon discovered the techniques and truths they now use to help others through not only illness, but the debilitating grief and sense of loss that goes with it. They wanted to spread what they had learned through a nonprofit but Tom had a bad experience with the legal process before meeting LeFer. Tom gave an attorney $ 1500 to get IRS tax-exempt status for his non-profit, but all Tom got for his money was a lot of talk and no action and the attorney never produced his completed tax-exempt application.
LeFer states, ?Tom was then referred to me and with my Turbo1023 IRS Approval system, he received his IRS letter in only 7 weeks for about a third of the cost. GetNonProfitStatus.com wants to continue to help organizations get what they need so they can keep their attention focused on their own mission and not have it overshadowed by paperwork.?
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About The H.O.M.E. Foundation:
The Helping Others Means Everything, or The H.O.M.E. Foundation, is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to helping our Family of Charities. Frank Verdugo, President of The HOME Foundation, wants to help as many worthy charities as possible as they struggle during these tough economic times. Frank Verdugo helps raise funds through luxury dream home raffles, prizes, and high profile celebrity events in Hollywood… “Our mission is to help charities reach their fundraising goals and to bring awareness to their praiseworthy causes.” Please visit our Dream Home Raffle at: http://www.HOMEFoundationRaffle.com and http://www.facebook.com/HOMEFoundationRaffle.
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Tips To Quit Drinking Alcohol
10 Tips to Quit Drinking Alcohol
1. Don’t hang around people and places where you might be tempted to drink. Stop going to the bars where you used to drink and stop associating with people who will pressure you to drink.
2. Go through your cabinets and throw away every single bottle of alcohol. If you have a spouse or roommate who drinks alcohol, kindly ask if they could drink when you’re not around.
3. Take it one day, one second, or even one hour at a time.
4. Advertise it to the world that you want to quit drinking. Seek the support and encouragement from family, friends, and people who have been in your shoes and can help you with your goal.
5. Reward yourself when you don’t drink alcohol. For every day, week, or month that passes and you don’t drink, celebrate with a gift! Give yourself incentives to keep going.
6. Visualize yourself and how it will be when you’ve completely kicked the alcohol habit. Visualization is very powerful in instilling into your subconscious that you are committed to this goal. Do these visualization exercises in the morning and evening.
7. Give yourself realistic goals and take it one stop at a time. Maybe you can’t quit all at once, so perhaps you could just gradually cut down your drinking day by day.
8. Get help with the psychological and emotional issues related to your alcoholism. Many people begin drinking alcohol to get away from problems or maybe alcoholism is something that has been going on in the family for some time. Find someone you feel comfortable talking to about these problems.
9. Find positive and meaningful hobbies to keep you busy.
10. Never give up!
Alcoholism is a disease that plagues many people. To quit drinking alcohol takes a great deal of patience and will power, but the benefits are definitely worth it!
Maria Palma is a freelance writer dedicated to helping people find San Diego DUI lawyers. Get help and information with your San Diego DUI.
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Scripophilycom Acquires Old Stock
Washington, DC (PRWEB) January 26, 2012
Scripophily.com has acquired the Old Stock & Bond Research Archives from Herzog & Co., Inc. The asset purchase includes all archives and copyrights on obsolete research reference material published by the Marvyn Scudders Manuals, the Robert D. Fisher Manuals, and the Herzog & Co., Inc. obsolete research services, which have been performed continuously since 1880.
?We are extremely excited to add this extensive collection of old company research material to our existing library of company histories adding to our leadership position in researching old companies,? said Bob Kerstein, CPA Founder of Scripophily.com and OldCompany.com. ?Marvyn Scudder, Robert D. Fisher, and John Herzog were pioneers in the stock and bond research service and we are extremely honored to become the successor to this reference material,? Kerstein added. Scripophily.com offers its Old Stock Research Service at OldCompany.com which began its website presence in 1996.
John Herzog, President of Herzog & Co., Inc. said, ?My wife, Diana, and I are very pleased with this transfer to Scripophily.com, and know that Bob will continue his excellent work and spearhead the digitizing and reorganizing of this classic American research that we were always proud to have taken part in continuing.?
John Herzog is the Founder and Chairman Emeritus of the Museum of American Finance and currently Chairman Emeritus of Spink/Smythe, an auction house specializing in antique stocks and bonds, banknotes, coins, autographs and photographs. Formerly he was Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Herzog Heine Geduld, Inc. He is a member of the Board of Overseers at the Leonard N. Stern School of Business.
The Old Company Research Service will generate a report for individuals, banks, attorneys, estates and trusts detailing the company’s history regarding name changes, mergers, bankruptcies, and predecessor and successor companies. If the company did survive, OldCompany.com will provide contact information so a determination can be made as to whether the securities have any market value.
Scripophily.com – The Gift of History is the internet?s leading buyer and seller of collectible stock and bond certificates, and old stock research at OldCompany.com. The company has had items on display in the Museum of American Finance in New York, an affiliate of the Smithsonian Institution. Scripophily.com has been featured on CNBC, USA Today, Baltimore Sun, and Washington Post and in many other media publications.. Our online store has over 17,500 selections including categories such as Frauds, Scandals, Bankruptcies, Dot Coms, as well as the traditional American industries. Scripophily.com is not owned by nor have any ownership rights in Spink Auctioneers or any affiliated companies.
Scripophily.com and OldCompany.com was founded by Bob Kerstein, a Certified Public Accountant who has more than 36 years of senior management experience in the Cellular, Cable TV, Satellite, Internet, Professional Sports and Entertainment Industries. Bob is also the President of the Professional Scripophily Traders Association (PSTA).
For more information on Scripophily.com
Teenagers Should You Get A
Teenagers: Should you Get a Job or Go to College after High School Graduation?
You’ve graduated from high school, after years of working toward this accomplishment. You would like nothing better than to kick up your heels and chill out for as long as you can – at least in theory! You have decisions to make – decisions that will affect the rest of your life. Should you continue your education or should you get a job?
Let’s look at both options. If you are an average or below average scholar, you might be tempted to get yourself a job. A job means money and look at all the things you can do with money. But, is having quick cash your only goal? Where do you start looking for a job fresh out of high school? You have few qualifications, at least on paper, that will land you a job outside of McDonald’s, unless you have connections or are very lucky.
That first paycheck makes it tempting to continue working and forget about continuing your education – that is, until you get out on your own. Your paycheck will go for rent, utilities, gas, food, clothing and all the other things that keeps a household going and allows you to get to work. There isn’t a lot left over, unless you have a high-paying job. You could even go in the hole!
If you have a natural ability, you may be able to draw upon that. For example…if you like to work with animals, maybe you could apply at a veterinarian’s office. You could see the ins and outs before deciding to study to be a veterinarian.
If you are interested in becoming a lawyer, you may be able to get an entry job at a lawyer’s office. You may even have to do volunteer work during the summer, for the field you are interested in, before getting a paid job.
If you excelled in high school, it would be in your best interest, long-term, to further your education. You can then become whatever you want and invest in your future more effectively. Even those who didn’t do so well in high school, often do quite well in college.
You may or may not have an idea of what you want to be. That’s ok! Many people don’t have an idea, but they take the basic courses in college to get a feel of what’s available and then decide.
When trying to decide between getting a job or furthering your education, think about your options. Are your parents willing to let you stay at home or have they strongly suggested you get out on your own? If you get out on your own, you may have no choice but to work. It’s still possible to further your education. You might have to take night classes or take longer to get a degree, but you will be working toward a great accomplishment and independence.
Often high-school graduates get a summer job. This can be helpful to allow you to see what goes on in the work world while deciding if you want to go to college. But, some people get stuck in a rut, of liking the paycheck and letting the idea of furthering their education, go.
Whether you decide to get a job or further your education or both, it should be carefully thought out. It’s a personal choice, but your options should be weighed out — not just for the here and now, but for your future.
A high school diploma is a great achievement. Unfortunately, it doesn’t hold a lot of clout when trying to apply for a high-paying job. Let’s face it – to aspire beyond a minimum-wage job, you will more than likely need a higher education.
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